jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

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  • person: I like your band shirt.
  • me: lol let's make out.
  • person: what?
  • me: did I fucking stutter?
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dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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death-by-5sos:


Me arriving to school like
daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

tupacabra:

mom: i made cookies!!

me:

image

(via ihatemyparents)

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ezranukkah:

when your family asks if you have a boyfriend

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(Source: horchta, via ihatemyparents)

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